MAX GOLD BROADCAST: GIVE ME A REAL BIG HAND
18 September, 20:00
[LUCK BOOSTING HAND SIGN LOOPS IN THE BACKGROUND
– MAX GOLD ON THE PHONE, LOUNGING WITH HIS NIKEYS UP ON THA DESK]
It’s really about luck guys,
You wanna know who’s in control here?
Well me, Max Gold.
But, wurst, let me introduce you,
To the other Ones, you know,
Dead-End-Ivan, Rat Puppet, Piece-of-Peel,
Blah, blah, blah,
You get the idea.
But it’s really all about me,
[SLAMS DOWN PHONE – TURNS TO CAMERA
– DELIVERS OPENING MONOLOGUE]
Welcome to another Max Gold Broadcast. What can be seen here, is an increasingly incessant transmission – from within the Cosmic Care Home. We’re here, and there’s a whole lotta Gold Ones going on. So Max is gonna pull some strings. Show’ya around. And to be sure, he knows this place like the back of his hand!