MAX GOLD BROADCAST: GIVE ME A REAL BIG HAND
Kunstraum
18 September, 20:00

[LUCK BOOSTING HAND SIGN LOOPS IN THE BACKGROUND
– MAX GOLD ON THE PHONE, LOUNGING WITH HIS NIKEYS UP ON THA DESK]

It’s really about luck guys,
Look guys
You wanna know who’s in control here?
Who?
Well me, Max Gold.
But, wurst, let me introduce you,
To the other Ones, you know,
Dead-End-Ivan, Rat Puppet, Piece-of-Peel,
Blah, blah, blah,
You get the idea.
But it’s really all about me,
Max Gold!

[SLAMS DOWN PHONE – TURNS TO CAMERA
– DELIVERS OPENING MONOLOGUE]

Welcome to another Max Gold Broadcast. What can be seen here, is an increasingly incessant transmission – from within the Cosmic Care Home. We’re here, and there’s a whole lotta Gold Ones going on. So Max is gonna pull some strings. Show’ya around. And to be sure, he knows this place like the back of his hand!